What movies have not aged well?
09.06.2025 00:11

Moonraker
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Octopussy
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Goldfinger
-”Ah so!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-J W Pepper
Live and Let Die
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
You Only Live Twice
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
A View to a Kill
Dr No
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
From Russia With Love
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-All the bad guys are black.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.